As part of Project FOC (Fear Of Crutches, aka fear of having to literally drag my (currently) lardy arse around with my (currently) weak and puny upper body after the surgery, which, I believe I have mentioned, is in early April) I am going to give up
- bread (mostly)
- diet coke
- alcohol at least 3 days a week
- ebay
and eat muesli for brekky and salad for lunch.
Waddya reckon? I reckon it's a ripsnorter. We'll see what happens.
The other week I cancelled my gym membership in a fit of I'm so fat I'm so ashamed of myself not the mirrors noooo! - come on, don't tell me you've never been there - but I was too disorganised to do it in time for the end of month processing so after a lot of bullying encouragement from my skinnyfast slavedriver good kind friends I have managed to un-cancel it. Bring on the big clanky things!
The surgeon also told me that overloading my foot might hurt it (pain schmain, I say) but won't damage it, so in an unexpected and frankly unwelcome resurgence of the ol' LBTEPA spirit I have signed up for the local corporate triathlon. In four weeks. 9kg heavier than the last time I did it. With no training. It will be unbelievably horrid why do I always think I have to confront ALL MT DEMONS AT ONCE WHY WHY WHY??? the Best Fun Ever.
4 much-appreciated comments:
Yay for gym and entering the triathlon. Which leg are you doing? (Tell me you are not running!)
As far as I'm aware Ebay doesn't have calories, so I wouldn't give it up yet.
In my research, I've come down against diet soft drinks, I'd like to gently suggest water with a squish of lemon. I know, I am made of excitement.
Emma
Hell yeah sounds like a ripsnorter! (Man I miss that word :) Go for gold, champ!
Good on ya for signing up for the triathlon.
But I need to know, why must you give up ebay?!?!?!?
That X-ray made me cringe. I am not sure how you will do a Tri on that foot, but if anyone can, you can.
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